Corrupt a Wish O.o

I learned about this game from one of the forums I frequent, and it's pretty fun to find silly things to do with it! So the way it works is somebody will say something like, "I wish I had a unicorn" and the person posting afterward has to say something like "granted, but it kicks you."


So, I'll start!


"I wish I had a dog."

Granted, but you become allergic to dogs.

I wish I had a bass clarinet

Granted, but you have the unlucky habit of sneezing every time you try to take a deep breath.

I wish I was a cat!

Granted, but you live with a cat-unfriendly dog.

I wish for a new pair of socks.

granted, but all other socks, including the new ones, get a hole in them

I wish I could do a backflip

Granted, but every time you actually do one you knock the earth a little bit out of orbit. ((????))


I wish I could fly!

Granted, but you're afraid of heights.

I wish I could teleport

granted, but you can't control where you teleport

I wish I was fluent in German

Granted, but all you can say is "NEIN!" dramatically.

I wish there wasn't school tomorrow

Granted, but the world has ended.

I wish I could finish the entirety of Gravity Falls in a day.

granted, but you watch all the episodes in reverse order

I wish I could stop procrastinating

((Ditto))

Granted, but all your answers are wrong.

I wish I manage to pass my classes.

Granted, but you have to take summmer classes anyway

I wish I only got full songs stuck in my head instead of parts of songs

((*screams* that's ironic because I actually do have to take classes over the summer))

Granted, but they're all songs you hate.

I wish to become a dragon.

Granted, but you only become one at the most inconvienient times

I wish pokemon were real

Granted, but they tear the world apart.

I wish that velociraptors were still alive! Those things are so cool omg.

Granted, but they're 5 times as big as scientists suspected

I wish it was May already

Granted, but you have to wait through April.
I wish I could eat whatever without gaining any weight (;n;)

Granted, but your metabolism is so high you never have enough energy to do what you want to.

I wish I wasn't in physics right now ughh

Granted, but you'll have to do it for double the amount of time you would've been in it today tomorrow.
I wish I had more vacation time.

Granted, but you can only go to places you hate.

I wish I didn't have so much homework o(---(

Granted, but you spend the amount of time you would spend doing homework at school

I wish I had energy to do stuff

Granted, but you lack all motivation to do so.
I wish wish people weren't starving v.v

Granted, but wars increase tenfold.

I wish I could get past my writers block!

Granted, but you become physically unable to write

I wish I wasn't anxious about joining the rp